Cute middle finger plush cow
- đŁBuy 2 or More Get Extra 10% Off
đđ "Moo-d: Unbothered" â Middle Finger Plush Cow đđ
Meet the sassiest heifer in the barnâa fluffy, squishable cow plush serving farm-fresh attitude with one iconic raised hoof. Perfect for cuddling, trolling, or reminding the world that "udder nonsense" won't be tolerated.
âš WHY IT'S ICONIC:
â "Soft But Savage" â Plush velour body with embroidered middle hoof (for politely rude snuggles)
â Great For: Cottagecore rebels, animal lovers, and people who clap back in cursive
đŠ INCLUDES:
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4" marshmallow-soft cow (perfect for rage-hugging)
đ» PERFECT FOR:
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Gifts (for your petty bestie)
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Car dashboard (road rage meets pastoral charm)
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Therapy sessions (when "I'm the problem, it's me" just hits different)
đš WARNING:
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May cause sudden main character energy (and unexplained grass-munching urges)
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Not responsible for new dairy-based personality phase
đ°đ©âđŒWe process orders between Monday and FridayđšâđŒđ°
Orders will be processed within 2 business days of ordering and shipped the next day after the processing day. Please note that we don't ship on weekends.
đTo USA
- Standard Shipping (3-10 business days) - $5.99 (Free over $59)
- Fast Shipping (1-7 business days) - $12.00(Free over $120)
- Fast Shipping (1-7 business days) - $6.00(Over $59)
đTo Rest of World:
- Standard Shipping (10-25 business days) - $5.99 (Free over $59)
đ„Please note that these are estimated delivery times only, therefore Fofopo is not guaranteeing delivery dates.
đ„NOTE
Please ensure all delivery information is correct. If there is incorrect and/or missing information, we may be required to contact you to update the delivery information, which may cause delays in delivering your order. Delays may also occur as a result of customs clearance.
Your local customs office may require additional documents and time to clear your package, which may delay the estimated delivery time.Â
Your order may be delivered to you by either the local post office or a local courier. Depending on your area, most orders will be delivered by your local post service, so the package will be received with your regular mail. If you are not home when the delivery is made, a notice card may be left by the postal service to advise on how and where your delivery can be collected.